How to become your own power
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Becoming your own power is a difficult task and how to do so shall be excessivly explained in this article.
The long lost recipe for becoming your own power was re-discovered by darka quite recently and for the sake of mankind and under the protection of the Gods of Inderdaad he has shared his knowledge with the world.
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Needed Items
- 50 Jews
- 73 pencils
- 1 kitten of brown variety
- Jonny
- 241 newly fallen apples
- 1 orange
Procedure
- Drink the jews
- Use the pencils to write power on every surface suitable for pencil-writing
- Give the kitten to Jonny
- Eat the apples, one every day, until you have no more apples
- Eat the orange
- you are power!
Cautions
- If you become too much power, you might become desperate. Do not become too much power!
- Jonny could backfire, keep a safe distance.
- A kitten is fragile, keep it safely away from sharp objects and voilent orangizms.
- Oranges could be hard to find in your local terrain, when looking for one you might drown in nearby swamps or marshes. Keep an eye out for such areas.
- Pencils can possibly cause cancer. CAUTION!
- Jews are not the people know as jews, but the funny way of writing juice, thus Orange Jews and Apple Jews are common. Plz dont hate us pretty sionists, its only a jowk. Pretty please with sugar on top.
